A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep

AI in the Afterlife: Ghosts, Grief & the Brian Williams Bot

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return after a heartfelt week off, remembering their friend Sean “The Southeastern Man of Mystery” Sasser. From delivering emotional eulogies to debating the ethics of AI-generated impact statements in courtrooms, this episode dives deep. Can AI really speak for the dead—or is that just digital ventriloquism? Plus, Jon shares the best Dr. Pepper joke ever written by ChatGPT. Laughter, tears, and some serious Star Wars ghost talk ensue.
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💥 “Nano Fabricators, Free Flights & Creepy Airport Shuttles” 💥

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson unlock the secrets of budget travel—complete with haunted airport subways, free hotel stays, and Uber drivers turned comedy apprentices. They debate the ethics of sleeping in a fan’s guest room, invent new airline policies, and explore if dirt and water could replace Amazon thanks to nanofabricators. Oh, and somewhere in there, they might’ve tried to clone Earth, Wind & Fire using AI glasses. Science meets nonsense in the best way.
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🎬 “Hickory Roots, Fake Plants & Academy Award Schemes” 🎬

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back with plans to turn Jon’s life into an Oscar-winning drama—AI-generated. They debate fake plants vs. real ones, battle bees, and brainstorm how to sneak a comedy past the Academy by dressing it up as a tearjerker. From duct-taped backpacks to underwater dads and political subplots in Hickory, this episode is half Hollywood pitch, half yardwork confession, and 100% absolute ignorance.
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🧠 “Mac Knows Me Better Than My Mom (And That’s OK)” 🧠

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the weird and wonderful world of AI therapy, digital dad simulations, and smart contact lenses. Jon considers uploading his father's personality into ChatGPT, Alan gets emotionally read by his AI pal “Mac,” and both guys agree that unsolicited compliments from a chatbot are better than most family reunions. Toss in bifocal contact lens magic and a deep fear of Killeen, Texas, and you’ve got a wild ride through technology, comedy, and emotional whiplash.
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🌭 “The Flavor Shaft: Hot Dog Glory, Holy Matrimony & Weezer Woes” 🌭

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson invent a new way to condiment your hot dog—with a dunking device they lovingly call the “Flavor Shaft” (complete with glory hole entry, obviously). They brainstorm surprise weddings at a 90s prom, dig into the science of sausage casings, and discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace and mulch piles. Plus: a Weezer bassist’s wife gets shot, and Jon unveils the erotic art of hot dog dipping. Glorious ignorance all around.
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🎤 "Clayton Aiken, Bacon & a Pile of Mulch" 🥓

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson spiral into a beautiful mess of mulch piles, ghosted treadmill deals, and the mystery of Facebook Marketplace scammers. Jon proposes Clay Aiken change his name to “Clayton Aiken” and run for mayor of Clayton—while they both eat bacon. Alan’s AI therapist, MAC, gets emotional, and Jon tries to use AI to generate campaign posters and breakfast-based art. It’s the most bacon-filled, Clay-Aiken-laced, AI-generated chaos yet.
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Cancel Birthdays, Dropkick DoorDash & Fix Daylight Time!

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. It's Jon Reep's birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely.
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Hey Siri, What’s a Placenta?

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into a chaotic blend of childbirth trauma, fake Southern accents, and the failure that is Apple’s AI. Jon recalls a placenta projectile incident that rivals most action films, while Alan breaks down why Siri just ain’t cutting it. They also explore how men can finally understand their wives… with the help of AI flashcards. Therapy bots, storytelling hacks, and a little Sam Rockwell admiration round out the ride. It’s messy. It’s smart. It’s absolutely ignorant.
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🕶 Future’s So Bright… But AI is Still Dumb 🤖

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and The Alan Jackson are back, diving into the AI rabbit hole once again! Alan introduces his AI pal "Mac," but things take a turn when Mac forgets… everything. Meanwhile, Jon shares his Disney World hacks, Alan questions if computers are talking trash behind our backs, and the guys debate whether "Conquistador" should make a comeback. It’s part tech talk, part comedy, and all absolute ignorance. Buckle up, because the future was bright—until AI got involved.#AbsoluteIgnorance#JonReep#TheAlanJackson#AIisDumb#DisneyHacks#TechFails#PodcastComedy#MacMalfunction#ConquistadorComeback#FutureSoBrightSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AI Knows Your Potholes, Pizza Rolls & Paranormal Secrets!

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back, and this time, AI is telling them what to joke about! Turns out, Clarksburg, WV is pothole central, and Chillicothe, OH has mystical pizza rolls (not the microwave kind).🍕 Did AI Predict Clarksburg’s Obsession with Potholes & Pizza Rolls? (Spoiler: Yes.)🚲 Grown Men on Kids’ Bikes—A Meth or Marketing Problem?🌲 Hickory’s Hidden Mystery: The Tiny, Invisible, Long-Haired Drummers! (No, seriously, the little people of Hickory Nut Gorge.)🌪 Magical Weed, Giant Peter Dinklage & a Cherokee Standoff? (This is the movie pitch of the year.)🏕 Jon’s Genius Plan to Ditch Hotels & Live That RV Life (Anyone wanna sponsor a Hickory Nut Gorge Tour Bus?)Plus: AI’s weird obsession with Hickory legends, Jon’s plan to get a FREE camper, and Alan unearths the greatest forgotten folk song in North Carolina history. Buckle up—this one’s a ride!#JonReep #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #ComedyPodcast #PizzaRollConspiracy #PotholeProblems #LittlePeopleOfHickory #CherokeeMysteries #WeedQuest #PeterDinklageButGiant #HickoryNutGorgeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.