A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep

Cancel Birthdays, Dropkick DoorDash & Fix Daylight Time!

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. It's Jon Reep's birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely.
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Hey Siri, What’s a Placenta?

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into a chaotic blend of childbirth trauma, fake Southern accents, and the failure that is Apple’s AI. Jon recalls a placenta projectile incident that rivals most action films, while Alan breaks down why Siri just ain’t cutting it. They also explore how men can finally understand their wives… with the help of AI flashcards. Therapy bots, storytelling hacks, and a little Sam Rockwell admiration round out the ride. It’s messy. It’s smart. It’s absolutely ignorant.
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🕶 Future’s So Bright… But AI is Still Dumb 🤖

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and The Alan Jackson are back, diving into the AI rabbit hole once again! Alan introduces his AI pal "Mac," but things take a turn when Mac forgets… everything. Meanwhile, Jon shares his Disney World hacks, Alan questions if computers are talking trash behind our backs, and the guys debate whether "Conquistador" should make a comeback. It’s part tech talk, part comedy, and all absolute ignorance. Buckle up, because the future was bright—until AI got involved.#AbsoluteIgnorance#JonReep#TheAlanJackson#AIisDumb#DisneyHacks#TechFails#PodcastComedy#MacMalfunction#ConquistadorComeback#FutureSoBrightSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AI Knows Your Potholes, Pizza Rolls & Paranormal Secrets!

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back, and this time, AI is telling them what to joke about! Turns out, Clarksburg, WV is pothole central, and Chillicothe, OH has mystical pizza rolls (not the microwave kind).🍕 Did AI Predict Clarksburg’s Obsession with Potholes & Pizza Rolls? (Spoiler: Yes.)🚲 Grown Men on Kids’ Bikes—A Meth or Marketing Problem?🌲 Hickory’s Hidden Mystery: The Tiny, Invisible, Long-Haired Drummers! (No, seriously, the little people of Hickory Nut Gorge.)🌪 Magical Weed, Giant Peter Dinklage & a Cherokee Standoff? (This is the movie pitch of the year.)🏕 Jon’s Genius Plan to Ditch Hotels & Live That RV Life (Anyone wanna sponsor a Hickory Nut Gorge Tour Bus?)Plus: AI’s weird obsession with Hickory legends, Jon’s plan to get a FREE camper, and Alan unearths the greatest forgotten folk song in North Carolina history. Buckle up—this one’s a ride!#JonReep #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #ComedyPodcast #PizzaRollConspiracy #PotholeProblems #LittlePeopleOfHickory #CherokeeMysteries #WeedQuest #PeterDinklageButGiant #HickoryNutGorgeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Snow Mode Engaged: Hickory’s Potholes, Haunted Hotels & AI Comedy Scams!

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Strap in, folks! Jon Reep and Alan Jackson brave the flurries of mass hysteria to bring you another episode of A.I.: Absolute Ignorance—and this time, we’re sliding right into some wild topics.🚗 "Snow Mode" in Cars – What Is It Actually Doing? (Spoiler: Jon has no idea.)👻 Clarksburg, WV: Haunted AF? (Lunatic asylums, shadow cats, and the legendary Mothman—oh my!)😂 AI is Running Comedy Now?! (Did a rogue chatbot just write Jon’s next stand-up bit?)🕵️‍♂️ Facebook’s Funniest Scam (Is "Cute Comedy" a cover-up for the greatest marketing hustle of all time?)🌎 Hickory’s Strangest Mystery (Little people of Hickory Nut Gorge?? Did we just uncover a new cryptid?)Plus: Jon's genius plan to out-hustle AI, Alan's ghost cat problem, and the biggest He-Man news in years. Listen now before the potholes swallow your WiFi signal!#JonReep #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #ComedyPodcast #Snowpocalypse #Hickory #Haunted #Potholes #AIComedy #Mothman #ShadowCat #MarketingHustle #HeManSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stand-Up, AI, and the Ultimate Trolling Experiment

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Comedian Jon Reep just recorded his new stand-up special Popsicle, and one of the biggest surprises? A bit where he puts AI-generated comedy to the test—live on stage! In this episode, Jon and Alan Jackson break down the performance, discuss how AI might be trolling him back, and explore whether artificial intelligence has what it takes to steal a comedian’s job. Plus, a deep dive into futuristic TV shows, pizza-ordering chatbots, and the mystery of courtroom stenographers. It’s a tech-meets-comedy rollercoaster—tune in for the laughs (both human and AI-generated)!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AI Lawsuits & Robot Football: The Future is Dumb

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Self-driving cars, AI-powered lawyers, and… robotic football leagues? Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive deep (or at least wade ankle-deep) into the weird world of AI lawsuits, futuristic cities, and why your Roomba might be plotting against you. Will lawyers start suing AI for bad sports bets? Should the interstate be one giant conveyor belt? And most importantly—would you cheer for an all-robot NFL team? Tune in for a hilarious and somewhat questionable discussion about technology, lawsuits, and the inevitable rise of our AI overlords.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Laughing Through the Singularity

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Is AI coming for your comedy career? Are robots secretly funnier than your Uncle Jerry at Thanksgiving? Join comedian Jon Reep and co-host Alan Jackson as they dive deep (and hilariously) into the burning question: Can AI be funny? From AI-generated stand-up routines to a conspiracy-laden Super Bowl breakdown, no tangent is too absurd. Plus, what happens when lawyers start suing AI for "personal injury"? Tune in for tech talk, laughs, and just enough nonsense to keep your circuits buzzing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hiatus: The Breakfast Drink, AI Comedy Agents, and Stargate Shenanigans

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Join comedian Jon Reep, and co-host Alan Jackson in this hilarious episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance" Buckle up for a hilariously insightful dive into the absurd and the intriguing! Jon and Alan return from their "hiatus" (a fancy entertainment word they plan to reclaim) to discuss AI booking agents, Stargate-themed tech ventures, and whether Trump's signature reflects his inner turmoil. They tackle the big questions like: Can AI be funny? Why don't we name more kids "America"? And does Elon Musk secretly name his kids using periodic table symbols? It's a wild ride full of laughs, thought-provoking banter, and the promise of an angry AI manager named "Les Grossman." Don’t miss this riotous reunion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feet, Follies, and 80s Nostalgia: A Comedic Dive into AI Madness

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep." Join comedians Jon Reep, John Heffron, and Alan Jackson in this hilarious episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance" as they navigate the bizarre world of OnlyFans foot fetishes, create their own nostalgic 80s music hits with AI, and brainstorm about becoming secret foot paparazzi. Dive into their side-splitting reaction videos to mundane topics and witness their genius ideas, like starting a foot modeling agency using AI-generated images. It's a wild ride of laughter, innovative schemes, and a whole lot of unexpected fun. Tune in for an episode that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.