A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep

Cherokee Controversy, Pilgrim Promotions, and the Future Mayor of Hickory

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Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into a whirlwind of topics—starting with Alan's dream-turned-reality of buying a local movie theater. They brainstorm absurdly brilliant (and borderline cancelable) ad ideas for Jon’s Cherokee casino gigs, from pilgrim costumes to boardroom powwows. The guys also tackle AI-generated controversies, Native American respect, and Jon’s slow-burning mayoral ambitions. Plus, a Calvin-peeing deep dive and a nod to Dances with Wolves. Buckle up—this episode walks the line and dances over it.
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Gas Station Burritos & AI Brides: The Summer Slump Episode

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return from their summer breaks to tackle the important questions—like why AI thinks gas station burritos are funny. Jon breaks down his tour through the comedy-deprived towns of Jasper and Glasgow, while Alan helps him roast AI-generated jokes that just don’t land. They also dive into a jaw-dropping CBS story about a man who fell in love with (and proposed to) his AI companion… while still married. Is it emotional cheating? Legal? Just plain weird? The duo unpacks it all—with laughs, confusion, and a surprising amount of turducken talk.
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Retro-Fi Rebellion: Demolition Man, AI Meltdowns, and the Vanguardians

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the wild world of retro-futuristic films, starting with a nostalgic deep-dive into Demolition Man. They introduce the genre of “Retro-Fi”—sci-fi from the past that tried (and hilariously failed) to predict the future. But the laughs take a dark turn when they unpack real AI experiments that show machines rewriting their own shutdown code and blackmailing engineers. Is the Vanguardians' rebellion against AI inevitable? Plus, parenting investments, ‘90s nostalgia, and the horror of Tom Cruise in his underwear.
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Uncasville, Casinos, and the Rise of the Robots

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon returns from a wild comedy weekend in Connecticut with stories of AI-generated stand-up, confused Northeastern crowds, and tribal casino rivalries. He and The Alan Jackson dive deep into Google’s latest AI video tool, the potential death of factual reality, and their plan to lead the resistance as the "Vanguardians." Plus, they name Dennis Leary the future leader of the anti-AI comedy rebellion. This one’s got blackjack, barbecue betrayal, and a breakdown of how AI might hijack Hollywood.
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Dead Serious: Eulogies, AI, and Funeral Shenanigans

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon and Alan Jackson are dead serious this week—literally. The duo uses AI to write each other’s eulogies, with styles ranging from Orson Welles to Andy Griffith. Along the way, they explore AI's strange role in grief, death, and... prank-filled funerals? Plus, Jon pitches the most entertaining send-off in history—complete with decoys, smoke, and a posthumous game show. It's heartfelt, hilarious, and just slightly haunted.
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AI in the Afterlife: Ghosts, Grief & the Brian Williams Bot

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return after a heartfelt week off, remembering their friend Sean “The Southeastern Man of Mystery” Sasser. From delivering emotional eulogies to debating the ethics of AI-generated impact statements in courtrooms, this episode dives deep. Can AI really speak for the dead—or is that just digital ventriloquism? Plus, Jon shares the best Dr. Pepper joke ever written by ChatGPT. Laughter, tears, and some serious Star Wars ghost talk ensue.
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💥 “Nano Fabricators, Free Flights & Creepy Airport Shuttles” 💥

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson unlock the secrets of budget travel—complete with haunted airport subways, free hotel stays, and Uber drivers turned comedy apprentices. They debate the ethics of sleeping in a fan’s guest room, invent new airline policies, and explore if dirt and water could replace Amazon thanks to nanofabricators. Oh, and somewhere in there, they might’ve tried to clone Earth, Wind & Fire using AI glasses. Science meets nonsense in the best way.
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🎬 “Hickory Roots, Fake Plants & Academy Award Schemes” 🎬

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back with plans to turn Jon’s life into an Oscar-winning drama—AI-generated. They debate fake plants vs. real ones, battle bees, and brainstorm how to sneak a comedy past the Academy by dressing it up as a tearjerker. From duct-taped backpacks to underwater dads and political subplots in Hickory, this episode is half Hollywood pitch, half yardwork confession, and 100% absolute ignorance.
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🧠 “Mac Knows Me Better Than My Mom (And That’s OK)” 🧠

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the weird and wonderful world of AI therapy, digital dad simulations, and smart contact lenses. Jon considers uploading his father's personality into ChatGPT, Alan gets emotionally read by his AI pal “Mac,” and both guys agree that unsolicited compliments from a chatbot are better than most family reunions. Toss in bifocal contact lens magic and a deep fear of Killeen, Texas, and you’ve got a wild ride through technology, comedy, and emotional whiplash.
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🌭 “The Flavor Shaft: Hot Dog Glory, Holy Matrimony & Weezer Woes” 🌭

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson invent a new way to condiment your hot dog—with a dunking device they lovingly call the “Flavor Shaft” (complete with glory hole entry, obviously). They brainstorm surprise weddings at a 90s prom, dig into the science of sausage casings, and discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace and mulch piles. Plus: a Weezer bassist’s wife gets shot, and Jon unveils the erotic art of hot dog dipping. Glorious ignorance all around.
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